The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to watch tv

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to lose this power.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to not be Batman

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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to make asians smart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!