The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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to make asians smart

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!