The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to have a power.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the power to turn into a tree

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the power to sit

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!