The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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swear words -jesse

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!