The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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to make asians smart

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to control your own body movements

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!