- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The ability to turn into an embryo

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to make yourself deaf.

the power to turn on a random guys tv

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power of making your tits smaller

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

The power to not do it.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

Pointless Super Powers

The Power to f* her right in the p*y!!