The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!