The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!