The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!