The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to be able to blow air

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The ability to levitate birds

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to change races.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!