The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!