The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to think of food

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!