To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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the power to get sick

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power drown in water

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!