The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to control your own body movements

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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To pee standing up.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!