the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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Meatvision.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to see forever

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!