The power to eat soap.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to fail

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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the power to shit bricks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!