The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!