The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!