the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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Aweonao

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!