The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Meatvision.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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Being only half invisible.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!