The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!