The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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Stop clapping

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!