The power to fart out of your hands.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to kiss your own ass

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he power to make mistakes

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!