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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it
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The power to glow while under the sun
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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.
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The power to wet yourself at will.
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the power to breath without thinking about it.
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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.
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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will
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The power to not be able to get powers
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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.
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The power to close your nose
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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.
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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.
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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time
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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.
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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.
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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.
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The power to create shit
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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.
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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.
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The power to to think less
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The power to have 21/20 vision.
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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.
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The power to pick something up and stay the same.
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The power to be pointless!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!