The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the power to fail

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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the power to in power your self

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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the power to read captchas

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to become famous on vine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!