The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to like this power

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!