The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to touch your toes

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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the power to like charlie

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!