The power to plank

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to see into the present.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!