The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the power to be super ugly

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!