- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to turn into a pebble

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to have a atomic fart

The Power to Power

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

The ability to make water luke warm.

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to draw a perfect circle.

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to not be color blind.

Pointless Super Powers