- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

the ability to type slower.

The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

The power to fart in technicolor.

the power to get in the van

Power to make it rain sideways.

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

Pointless Super Powers