- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

the power to count from A to purple

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

Acid tears.

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power of being pointless

Pointless Super Powers