The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!