The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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A good Kisser

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to breath at will.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!