Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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Third armpit.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!