The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to watch tv

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to touch your toes

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to lose this power.

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Being a freemason

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!