The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!