The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!