The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to be dead

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Super-slowness

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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to poop a penny every year

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the power of words

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!