- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to eat food.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

Acid pee

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power to lock open doors

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! dead And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The power to control Rollie pollies

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

Pointless Super Powers