The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to breathe

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to take a crap.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!