- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

Nipple Radar.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to clap 14 times a second

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to start time.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to freeze ice

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to divide by zero

the power to make thin air that is harmless

Pointless Super Powers