- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

Meatvision.

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

Pointless Super Powers