The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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Taekwondo

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The power drown in water

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The ability to be raped.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to see through air.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!