The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the powre to spel

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power of writte with our feets.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!