The power to become yourself

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to die early.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to not have super powers...

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to have a power

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!