The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to die.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to blow up when you blink

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Taekwondo

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to see through air.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!