the power to summon fire with a lighter

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power of reading your own mind.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!