- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The power to achieve 98% opacity

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The ability to not have a super power.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power drown in water

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

Pointless Super Powers