Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to be a woman

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the power to beathe

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!