The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to die

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to lick your elbow.

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A healing punch

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!