The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to be wrong

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to die.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to look TV

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!