- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to constantly have the fever

The Power to fart glitter

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

The power to pee poop

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

to be shitty

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

The power to put on socks with one hand

Pointless Super Powers