- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to breath without thinking about it.

To pee standing up.

power to blow up your own head only once,

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

the power to herd cats

The power to pee and poop at the same time.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

The power to plank

The power to die while dieing

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to snore inhumanly loud

The power to sleep anytime your tired

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to not think of a productive power.

The power to blow up when you blink

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

The power to hear a dog whistle

To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

Pointless Super Powers