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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.
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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.
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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!
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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see
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The power to erase anything written in pencil
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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again
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The power to bleed on command
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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,
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the power to turn into amy rose
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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.
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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.
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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.
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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.
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The power to turn into birdseed
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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive
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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean
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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.
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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.
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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk
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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening
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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.
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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.
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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die
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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!