The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to have a super power,

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!