The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!