The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the power to be wrong

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to move something right next to you

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!