The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to like this post

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!