The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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Super-slowness

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!