The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!