The power to smell poo...

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to think salmon.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to see into the future of the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!