The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to see through air.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to see forever

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!