The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to see through air.

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The power to not see ads

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the power of words

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!