The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!