The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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Taekwondo

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!