the power to be wrong

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to die.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!