the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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power to fart through your mouth

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!