The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power to die at will

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!