The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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Immunity to medication

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!