- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The power to like this power

the power to smell shit from miles away

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The power to see even though you can already see.

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

The power to reseal bottles!

The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

The power to read the minds of rocks

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

Pointless Super Powers