The power of eating from ears.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to have an idea..

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to summon earthworms

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!