The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to like this post

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the power to vote

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!