The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to see forever

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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the power to in power your self

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!