the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to watch tv

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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Immunity to medication

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to see into the present

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!