the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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Meatvision.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to to think less

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The power to become yourself

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to go suicide

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!