The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to explode on the moon

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to be distracted with grea

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!